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Friday, January 1, 2010

Keys

So I Have This Friend: Give your best advice to this friend.
So I have this friend... She partied a little too hard last night on New Year's Eve and can't seem to remember where she left her keys. Any ideas?
We Have A Winner!! 01/08/10
Well, the only option I have found that worked on a regular basis was to party hard again.

This is factual, and based up on my experience of a pub that I could never find when I lived in Derby, unless I had been drinking. One evening, we went out, we went drinking, we went to said pub, and life was good. The next morning I discovered that I had left my leather jacket at this mysterious pub. I loved that jacket. I scoured the city for the pub. In the end, I went to the Dolphin, had 5 pints, left the Dolphin, found the pub, had another couple and rolled home, with my jacket!

It's not a plan that works for everyone......
Winner: s'me
Reason: It's hard to argue with factual evidence.

5 comments:

s'me said...

Well, the only option I have found that worked on a regular basis was to party hard again.

This is factual, and based up on my experience of a pub that I could never find when I lived in Derby, unless I had been drinking. One evening, we went out, we went drinking, we went to said pub, and life was good. The next morning I discovered that I had left my leather jacket at this mysterious pub. I loved that jacket. I scoured the city for the pub. In the end, I went to the Dolphin, had 5 pints, left the Dolphin, found the pub, had another couple and rolled home, with my jacket!

It's not a plan that works for everyone......

SparkleFarkle said...

Tell your friend to "click" fast and furiously! (Link to the following: http://www.keyringer.com/)

InspiredDreamer said...

You will find the keys
As soon as you remember
Who you went home with.

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

She had to get into her house somehow. They're probably still sticking out of the lock in her front door.

C. Beth said...

You lost them? Okay, I won't mock it.
You've got a door and must lock it.
I didn't want you to drive.
(I rather like you alive.)
So your keys are here in my pocket.

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