bird, panties, geranium, scissorsWrite about the death of a hero
We Have A Winner!!! 01/20/10
Captain Underpants had a super-hero grandmother nobody knows about. She didn't realize her powers until late in life, hence her super-name, Granny Panties.Winner: Ryan Ashley Scott (@ryanashleyscott)
Her arch nemesis wore a bird costume and decorated himself with geraniums like a parade float. He was kind of a big kid. She would have seen him speeding down the street if that darn boy scout hadn't hit her up for "helping an old person cross the road" badge.
Rest in peace, Granny Panties.
Reason: I don't even care that she left out 'scissors'. Granny Panties is funny!