The chicken crosses the road......you know what to do.
...early every morning, to visit the handsome duck on the other side. She prays that no one questions her motives.Winner: Cindy (@GeminiWilder)
Reason: C'mon, that's pretty funny.
He looks at his wifeWinner: Inspired Dreamer
and says "I figured it out!
Just cross when it's GREEN."
Reason: Brilliance, in haiku form. And really, don't you think the chicken would figure it out eventually? Before long, they'll be on the endangered species list if they don't.