You have some explaining to do. How did this window get broken and how is it not your fault?
We Have A Winner!!! 05/25/10
Yes, Miss Johnson, I did throw the rock that broke your window - but I was really aiming for that burglar in your tree!Winner: Marc
Reason: He was only trying to protect her! She should be thanking him.
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Yes, Miss Johnson, I did throw the rock that broke your window - but I was really aiming for that burglar in your tree!
guy with a club
prowling the 'hood
had fight with wife
heard the name's wood
practiced his swing
see if he's still got it
ball went with a ZING!
hit that window, damnit!
(with apologies to those TW fans) ;-)
It just jumped out in front of me.
:-)
But Dad, I'm just a little kid. I didn't think I could hit a ball that far!
I thought that some golf would be fun.
(It's just a window! Put down your gun!)
I broke it, you see,
With one stroke off the tee!
So, it's sort of my first hole in one!
It's worse than it looks. It's broken on both sides.
Sorry, what was the question again?
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