A server trips and falls, smashing the wedding cake into the dance floor in front of the entire crowd.What does the server do next?
We Have a Winner! 01/20/10
Think, think, think, he told himself. His noses filled with the fragrance of butter cream as he lay on the floor running ideas for damage control through his head.Winner: TMC @ Return to Rural (@returntorural)
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. He could hear the bridal party's voices begin to rumble angrily. He struggled to right himself on the now cake-covered dance floor when he detected the scent of almonds and it hit him... allergy!
He threw himself back down in the sticky mess with determination and began clutching at his throat and kicking. "I'm allergic to nuts! I'm allergic to nuts!" The wedding guests started to form a circle around the flailing server when the bride's father pushed his way through the crowd and looked sternly at the purplish-blue boy on the ground...
"My daughter is allergic to nuts. There are NO nuts in the cake."
Reason: I found myself cheering for our conniving server but I always like a story where the bad guy is caught in the end.