Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,Rewrite the nursery rhyme with a new ending.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...
We Have A Winner!!! 02/01/10
Humpty Dumpty had sat on a wallWinner: Rabbit (@redheaddancing)
Humpty Dumpty had had a great fall
His friends all laughed and pointed with glee
It's seems ol' Humpty was a jerk, you see
He was always a show off and better than all
Which is exactly what prompted his climb up the wall
Doing a dance and showing his ass
He really did think he was top of the class
But kharma's a bitch and just a bit fickle
It's seems our friend Humpty found himself in a pickle
He teetered and tottered and and bobbled and fell
And he became breakfast for the Farmer in the Dell
Reason: In other words, pride goeth before a fall?