What is this couple arguing about?
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"Jim, I will not get the Sarah Palin glasses"Winner: D Gotlib (@dgotlib)
"Will too"
"Will not"
"Will too"
"Will not"
Reason: I wouldn't get the Sarah Palin glasses either.
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I'm really being honest, really, Pete!
I will not beg forgiveness at your feet!
I won the game
Because you're lame!
When we have thumb wars, Pete, I never cheat!
I think she just told him that her mother is coming to stay with them for a week.
He said, "So how in the hell am I supposed to go to work???"
She said, "Maybe we could take a taxi or something?"
He yelled, "I'm not talking about transportation, you idiot!! I'm an air traffic controller, for Pete's sake! How am I supposed to work with you right there? Huh? Huh??"
She whimpered.
He fumed, "I didn't believe my friends when they said you acted like we were joined at the hip. And I especially would never have believed that my new wife would have gone to this extreme to stay close. You are sick lady, sick, Sick, SICK!!"
She sobbed, "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!! I never thought that the SuperGlu on my finger would stick to your beard. Really I didn't. It was an accident. I was just going to kiss you goodbye before you left for work. Really!!"
This reminds me of the old saying:
"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose."
"I will eat garlic
all day long if I want to!"
"Then kissing stops now."
Mister: Kate Gosselin does TOO look better with extensions!
Missus: Does NOT!
Mister: Does TOO!
Missus: DOES NOT!
Mister: TOO!
Missus: NOT!
Mister: TOO!
Missus: NOT!
(P.S. I’m just happy Kate has finally realized that a pencil sharpener does NOT a hair stylist make!)
They are arguing because, you see, she doesn't *want* to be a "couple" with Daddy.
"Jim, I will not get the Sarah Palin glasses"
"Will too"
"Will not"
"Will too"
"Will not"
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