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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Saturday, January 16, 2010


A Thousand Words: Photo day!

Why is he crying?


We Have A Winner! 01/25/10
He just saw a glimpse of his future where he will lose many more arguments with women.
Winner: SOL
Reason: So many great answers this week! I especially like that as he's wailing away, the little girl is completely oblivious. She truly couldn't care less because, hey, popsicle!


Heather said...

That little girl is his older, and obviously more clever, sister. She told him they would have a race to eat their Popsicles and whoever finished first would win! So he ate as fast as he could, and finished his grape-flavored icy treat in four seconds flat. Meanwhile, his cunning sister took calm, measured bites, enjoying every cherry-filled mouthful. When he was done, he shouted, "I win, I win!!" and jumped up and down in celebration. Then his sister smiled and said, "Yeah, but now I have a Popsicle and YOU DON'T!!!!" Now, sans Popsicle and stuck with a brain freeze, the little boy can do nothing but cry.

Seansmoma said...

Boy: *Screaming* Whaaaaaa, she took my popsicle!!!
Girl: Oh would you give it a rest! You'r lucky it wasn't your Teddy Bear.
Boy: MOM!!!!!!!!

(lol, I've got nothing!)

Anonymous said...

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIII will albays lub yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu!"

Don't ask...I just saw him singing. ;)

Anonymous said...

Lauren! You stole my idea! Dang it!

C. Beth said...

But, Mommy, pleeeease? Boo hoo, boo hooooo!
Why isn't this something that I can do?
I love that bikini,
And, Mom, you're a meanie!
Oh, Mommy, why can't I wear one too?

SOL said...

He just saw a glimpse of his future where he will lose many more arguments with women.

Anonymous said...

He is crying because his sister just said "if you are stupid enough to believe me when I tell you that I need to examine your popsicle for germs, then you do not deserve to have it back"

Isabella said...

"Don't take my picture! This shade of popsicle does NOT go with this shirt!"

Bethany said...

"That's my popsicle! She just licked my popsicle! Now it has cooties! COOOOOOTTTTIIIIIEEEESSSS!!"

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