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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Panda

A Thousand Words: Photo day!



What's this bear so happy about?

We Have A Winner!!! 04/15/10
AHA-HA-HA! Guys! Look! I got stuck AGAIN! I am so stupid. Next time I get drunk and want to sleep in here, you guys better stop me. HA-HA-HARRR!!! Now pull me out. I gotta pee.
Winner: China
Reason: I realize China just won a few days ago and I try to spread the love among the winners but this response was just made of awesome. Especially when I read it in my best panda voice. Plus, how could someone named "China" not win a post about pandas from China? Seems only natural that this would be the most accurate response.

12 comments:

SparkleFarkel said...

Meet Hairy Loop. About-to-be known the world over for his spot-on impersonation of a revolutionary, cocklebur-y fastening innovation, as depicted in the promo shot, above, with his trusty tree stump-sidekick acting as the doubled-over intertwine (who should have been labeled “Hairy Loop,” if only because it makes perfect sense, but when the bear insisted he be the one to claim the catchy nomenclature, since he’s the “cute one,” the lackluster deadwood had to agree), Mr. Loop has just landed a gig as spokesperson for VELCRO®. So who wouldn’t be happy? Because, hey, pandas like fame and fortune, too.

P.S. Stick around for the "ripping" sound when these two pull away.

Anonymous said...

Duuuuude!!!

That was some wicked bamboooooo!

Toni said...

Check out that Smoookin' Panda Babe over there!

Toni said...

Or, of course . . .

"Whazzzzzzzz Uuuuup???"

Mellodee said...

"Now THAT was a night to remember!!"

JenM said...

Anyone watch the Butler game? Apparently he did!!! Go DAWGS!

China said...

AHA-HA-HA! Guys! Look! I got stuck AGAIN! I am so stupid. Next time I get drunk and want to sleep in here, you guys better stop me. HA-HA-HARRR!!! Now pull me out. I gotta pee.

Urvashi said...

Food! That's all he sees, and food makes everyone happy and content :]

Bethany said...

Her son finally moved out of the house (her pouch), thus giving her a joyous sense of freedom. Talk about stretch marks!!

InspiredDreamer said...

Out of the tunnel
at last! Now begins my plan
For world dominance!

Marc said...

"Don't be shy! Come closer! How can you not trust this smile?"

SparkleFarkel said...

What's this bear so happy about?

Always the entertainer, he's about to over-apply red lipstick and say "Why so serious?" (His friends just love it when he does this particular IMPERSONATION!)

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