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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

You Done Me Wrong

Letters: Given either a first line or a set-up, write a letter appropriate to the situation.

Someone in your life has wronged you and you can't say anything but you also can't let it go. Write them a note instead, realizing they'll never see it, just to get it off your chest.

I've done this many times and often find it helps. I then delete it or run it through the shredder but at least it's out of my system.

03/23: No winner on this one - only two responses.

2 comments:

davidseven said...

Daisy Five,

Why don't you love me? We would be so good together. You know how much I love girls with a prime digit in their names. We could have been perfect together, and made lots of little twelves.

But you had to run off with that annoying George Nine. He is such a square! Sometimes I wonder if you really are rational.

Signed,

David Seven

P.S. At least it wasn't that vulgar Sam Seven-over-two. I'm twice the man he is.

s'me said...

Dear Si,

Unbelievable. You know the way our lives are at the moment, and you choose to be an ass about money, the same way you are an ass about everything. There are days I look and I wish the child wasn't yours. There are days I wish I could even claim the child wasn't yours. Then I wouldn't have to have you in my life.

But it's best for the child that I do have you moaning and bitching and complaining and being difficult, so I suck it up and smile nicely and tell you it's ok.

However, the leching has to stop. I'm your EX-wife. Made EX by you. So don't compliment me on my shorts or look down my top. You walked away from me, you can just keep walking.

And you were a lousy lay. Selfish, tiny, and, yes it is a big deal, and no, it doesn't happen to everyone, to quote the girl from Friends.

Now run along. Or away. Or something.

Me.

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