The bank has sent a letter stating that they will be repossessing your motorcycle due to non-payment of the loan. However, you have never owned a motorcycle or done business with this bank. Write a letter to clear up the mistake.
We Have A Winner!!! 03/26/10
Dear Sirs,Winner: Jason (whom I have no way of contacting)
After reviewing my records I see that you are correct that I have not made a single payment on the mentioned Motorcycle.
However, while reviewing those records I see that you have likewise not issued payment for the Circus Elephant, Wading pool and 3 tons of Jell-o recently purchased from me. Once those Items are returned or paid for I will happily turn over any and all motorcycles which I have purchased from your company.
Thank you in advance for your co operation
Reason: I rather like the idea of turning it right back on the bank and citing THEIR non-payment!