We Have A Winner!!! 03/24/10
Unfortunately, one-time actor and all-time ass-hat Chuck Norris passed away last Thursday at his own 70th birthday party.Winner: JazzBumpa
His tea-bagger friends brewed up a spa-sized mug, but Chuck had previously downed a 64 oz blender full of vodka and whole bananas, mistaking ir for a fruit smoothie.
Thus impaired, Chuck tumbled over the rim, and refusing help, because - well he's CHUCK NORRIS, doncha know, drowned.
He nearly succeeded in returning from the dead, but could not overcome the rejection of the ObamaKare Death Panel.
RIP Chuck. You're gone but not missed!
Reason: Hmm, methinks perhaps Mr. Bumpa is not a fan of Mr. Norris?