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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Daylight Savings

Take Two: Given a second chance, how would this be different? Rewrite the ending to a book, movie, scene, fable, quote, etc.

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Welcome to Daylight Savings Time. Rewrite the saying above.

We Have A Winner!!! 03/23/10
Early to rise,
Early to bed.
Wealthy and wise,
With a social life that's dead.
Winner: davidseven
Reason: Very nice job twisting the original back on itself.

5 comments:

Eternal Lizdom said...

Springing forward and falling back, make me feel like I'm addicted to crack.

(I hate time changes)

Jo said...

Early evening slumber, early morn alert, makes a man's habits so he should never be poor as dirt.

alchemy16 said...

Early to bed,
Serves to reinforce insomnia instead,
With trivial, trying thoughts
Fill our head,
Miss out on all the night we tread,
Early to rise,
Make a man cranky
And whiny and edgy to surmise,
And is only the beginning to a terrible demise.

:P

s'me said...

Early to bed, early to rise
Is for birdies, catching flies.

davidseven said...

Early to rise,
Early to bed.
Wealthy and wise,
With a social life that's dead.

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