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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Monday, March 29, 2010

Rocket Science

In the News: This category features news-related prompts.
New study shows river runoff decreases in driest years in Oregon, Northwest
Wow, really? Write your own "duh" new study shows headline.

Source: This dumb study headline brought to you by OregonLive.com.

We Have A Winner!!! 04/15/10
Those scientists were feelin' fine
After their dinner & case of wine.
One wrote this "study"
(Reviewed by his buddy):
"Your toots stink! And so do mine."
Winner: C. Beth (@cbethblog)
Reason: I don't usually go for "potty humor" but I wonder if a case of wine factors into so many other stupid studies.

10 comments:

Bethany said...

New study finds car thefts rare in Amish communities

Seansmoma said...

Recent study finds that obesity among children may be linked to overeating in the home.

Cherylann said...

Junk food addiction may be clue to obesity: study
from ChinaDaily

InspiredDreamer said...

Study shows: People
Who write comments in haiku
Are slightly ad-verse.

C. Beth said...

Those scientists were feelin' fine
After their dinner & case of wine.
One wrote this "study"
(Reviewed by his buddy):
"Your toots stink! And so do mine."

~*J*~ said...

New study shows that alcoholism is caused by drinking to much alcohol

Monica Manning said...

New study finds snoring only occurs when sleeping.

Marc said...

A new study is reporting that professional meteorologists and a flipped coin predict weather with equal accuracy.

Cathy said...

New study finds chocolate melts in your mouth and in your hands.

davidseven said...

Breaking News : People are getting older.

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