You have rubbed the magic lamp and a genie promises you three wishes.Now what?
We Have A Winner!!! 03/10/10
I wish for millions of dollarsWinner: Marc
And the little man smiles at me,
Snaps his greasy fingers,
And I'm buried in cash from Monopoly.
I wish to be able to fly
And the little bastard smirks;
With another snappity snap,
I receive two plane tickets to Newark.
I wish for immortality
And he snaps his fingers once more;
Now I'm up to my neck in formaldehyde,
And thinking I should be more careful what I wish for.
Reason: A rhyme with a lesson. Nice work!