And the ugliest people are...What group was named the "ugliest" people? Why? Write a short news story explaining.
For the eighth year in a row, the Gnome population has voted human infants as absolute ugliest of biped creatures in the November issue of Gnome-Life. Glenfall Grayback, the local Gnome ambassador, was not surprised. “First of all, they’re born without beards,” Grayback stated squeamishly, “and the immense craniums tottering on those soft, unsupported, wrinkled necks…”Winner: Angel Zapata (@AngelZapata)
Grayback ran from the podium, unable to continue his statement due to sudden nausea.
“We’re outraged and insulted,” stated Mary Devinger, President of I.N.F.A.N.T. (Integrated Neonatal Families Against Narrow-minded Tyranny), when asked for her reaction to the printed article. “Tell me, what’s more beautiful than a baby?”
The crowd of over three hundred supporters pushing baby carriages roared in agreement, much to the dismay of their sleeping infants.
Method of Selection: I liked both entries (Only two? Shame on people!) but I've always thought newborns were kinda scary.