Mystery Disease Leaves Bears Baring AllWhy are these bears getting nekkid?
Source: Sky News
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Well, not quite "all", actually. The disease, coming to be known as "Wokkawokka", causes the bears to parade around in a hat and neck-scarf. Preliminary studies have shown the cause to be humans going elbow-deep on the bears.Big Ups To: Sarah @ My Drunk Monkeys
Method of Selection: Who doesn't love Muppets? Especially Fozzie.
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Bears in a German zoo have adopted the custom of the country in baring all at the beach. Not having access to the coast they have compromised and are flaunting their nakedness in their compound. A spokesman for the bears said, 'We believe we are a prime of example of bearness and feel it is our duty to show what can be achieved with a good diet and exercise. We consider ourselves the pinnacle of excellence in the Naturist world and hope that many other overly hirsute mammals will follow our example.' To a round of bear applause he concluded, 'It's liberating. Everyone should try it!'
Underwires are a bitch.
The creatures are all rather chipper
Ears perk up at the sound of a zipper
He's surrounded by dames
It's a virus (he claims)
That's turned Yogi Bear into a stripper!
Well, not quite "all", actually. The disease, coming to be known as "Wokkawokka", causes the bears to parade around in a hat and neck-scarf. Preliminary studies have shown the cause to be humans going elbow-deep on the bears.
C. Beth, I bow to your superior entry! I'm not even going to try to beat that! Awesome!
Aww, thanks, Mellodee. :) And congrats on your win a few days ago, by the way!
The aliens. The aliens have come silently, quickly shaving all bears for their fur, which is a known delicacy in regions of Jupiter. This "disease" is all just a scheme to hid the aliens true existence...
(Who am I kidding? Limericks and Muppet references!! :D I'm not competing with that. *poke poke* *cough*theyshouldwin*cough*)
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