Today, it's swine flu. A few years ago, bird flu. Write a news article to accompany the following headline:
In 1929, Parrot Fever Gripped the CountrySource: NPR - this is an actual headline.
We have a winner!!! (11/09/09)
People are in a panic as they do all they can to prevent themselves from getting this flu and the side effects that can come with it. People have reported their noses growing to parrot size dimensions and shape as they struggle with this illess. There have been no reports of noses not reducing in size after the flu is over, however. In the meantime, people are eating in over abundance the only food known so far to prevent this epidemic and bags of peanuts are disappearing quickly off of grocers' shelves.Big ups to: Betty @ a corgi in southern california
Method of Selection: Betty understands that we are a very vain people. Screw health, just don't let me have a big nose!