""Yo Tay, I'm really happy for you and I'm 'a let you finish, but..."Write an alternate ending for Kanye's outburst.
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Taylor Swift punches him in the throat. He sustains permanent damage to his vocal cords, effectively ending his "music" career. The whole world rejoices, agreements are reached in the middle east and suddenly there is world peace.Big Ups To: Jessica (@poisongrl)
Method of Selection: I'm quite supportive of anything that ends Kanye's "music" career (and the fact that Jessica put "music" in quotes didn't hurt).
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Taylor Swift punches him in the throat. He sustains permanent damage to his vocal cords, effectively ending his "music" career. The whole world rejoices, agreements are reached in the middle east and suddenly there is world peace.
...sigh...
If only she had punched him.
"Yo Tay, I'm really happy for you and I'm 'a let you finish, but...Did ya'll know the chili dogs are half price!? I bought Four!"
First I gotta tell ya real quick--
(This ain't a joke or a trick.)
Yo, don't have a doubt
That from here on out
I'll rap only in limerick.
Taylor Swift: "Excuse me, Mr. West. There are great many important people that I need to thank. You are not one of them. Would you please leave!"
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