You're a teacher - write a letter to parent of a child who mooned the class.
We have a winner!!! (11/12/09)
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Chamness,Big Ups To: @Chixor
I would like to inform you of the recent inappropriate behaviour expressed by Sally recently. I am not sure that her raising her skirt and mooning the class is an appropriate sign of her disagreement of the Class discussion. It may be cute to some that she says' "Kiss my Heiny" however being the witness to several classmates taking her up on that offer has left me feeling very disturbed.
I have arranged a meeting with the School Councilor and would like you both to attend.
Please dress appropriately and keep all bare bottoms to a minimum.
Method of Selection: Heiny makes me giggle. Also, while she insinuated the parents might be leading by example, there were no dirty hygiene issues apparent in her entry. And I have to give a quick shoutout to C. Beth - yes, butts ARE funny!