turkey, whiskey, jackhammer, pinata, candlesExplain to Aunt Ida why you're late for Thanksgiving dinner.
Time for a Winner!! (12/01/09)
*calling on a cell phone*Official Winner: TMC @ Return to Rural (@returntorural)
"Hi Aunt Ida! Sorry I'm running late!
I picked up the whiskey for Uncle Hank like you asked me to. I wasn't sure what brand to get so I picked this one with a turkey on the label. Appropriate, right?! Might be best to water down his drinks early on so he doesn't have a headache by mid-afternoon. Last year he kept mumbling that Aunt Lucy's singing sounded like a jackhammer in his head. Who told her it was ok to sing Christmas carols on Thanksgiving anyway?
Is Cousin Reba there yet? Did she bring a new pinata cornucopia centerpiece with her? Remember to keep the dinner candles far, far away from her 'art'... we don't need a repeat of last year's tragedy. We could've cooked a whole other turkey in no time in that blaze!
I'm just getting off the interstate now. See you soon!"
Why: Nice job incorporating the words in a somewhat natural manner.