Rewrite this nursery rhyme, making the final line less abusive.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.Winner Time!!! (12/08/09)
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth without any bread.
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.Winner: Inspired Dreamer
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She called for a nanny, she called for a maid,
Then went out with the hubby, and then home to get... sleep.
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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She found having children meant living anew;
Each day fresh adventures brought pleasure and smiles;
Now they all go out clubbing each night on the tiles.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth without any bread.
Then sang them a song and tousled their heads.
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.
She had no children, and nothing to do.
So everyday to a Casino she would go.
And her Social Security check she would blow.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth without any bread.
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed.
Because the little bastards deserved it.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth without any bread,
And fruit, veggies, and milk, 'til they were well-fed.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She called for a nanny, she called for a maid,
Then went out with the hubby, and then home to get... sleep.
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth without any bread,
Then had a stiff drink, and called them all Fred.
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