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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

No Wedding Bells

Now What?: Write what comes next.
"I'm sorry, I can't marry you. I'm..."
Finish the statement.

Winner!
I'm sorry I can't marry you. I'm type AB positive. You southern vampires can only stand type "O" negative. There isn't enough Pepto Bismol in the world to fix what would happen to you if...
And the winner is: MkCrittendon
Method of Selection: Seemed timely with the latest box office numbers.

10 comments:

TMC said...

I'm sorry, I can't marry you. I'm already engaged to a sea captain from Namibia.

That corgi :) said...

I'm not the person you think I am. I'm really a frog disguised as a prince. If I was to marry you, I would turn back into a frog.

betty

C. Beth said...

I'm not pregnant, I'm so sorry, hon--
My oven's not baking a bun.
We won't be getting
A shotgun wedding.
I made it all up--just for fun.

Angel Zapata said...

C. Beth---tooooooo funny!

The Meanest Bean of Them All said...

"I'm sorry, I can't marry you. I'm a knitter, and I have standards"

too harsh?

Lee said...

....gluten intolerant.

Mellodee said...

"I'm sorry. I can't marry you, I'm:

...just the "Mirror, Mirror on the wall"....but may I say that you ARE the Fairest in the Land!"

Angel Zapata said...

…having surgery on my ring finger.” Tony waved his left hand in front of Melanie’s face. “It’s an old basketball injury.”

“Are you nuts?” Melanie huffed and tossed her bouquet on the church pew.

The preacher sighed and shut his wedding missal.

“It’s matter of life and death.” Tony nervously rubbed the nape his neck. “My career as a writer depends on it. We can get married next month. I promise.”

“In that case,” Melanie snarled, “I might as well get my finger worked on too.”

“Huh?” Tony was perplexed. “What for?”

“I can’t seem to stop it from doing this.”

And it wasn’t a turtledove she flipped.

Rebecca Nazar said...

I'm sorry. I can't marry you. I'm an inanimate object, a blender. Here listen *loud whirring* No, stop, that's a toaster. It can't marry you either. Oh, now you're eyeing a frying pan. Obviously you're high on something again. Look, we do care for you even though we can't marry you, so we've staged this intervention . . .

MkCrittenden said...

I'm sorry I can't marry you. I'm type AB positive. You southern vampires can only stand type "O" negative. There isn't enough Pepto Bismol in the world to fix what would happen to you if...

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