"I'm sorry, I can't marry you. I'm..."Finish the statement.
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I'm sorry I can't marry you. I'm type AB positive. You southern vampires can only stand type "O" negative. There isn't enough Pepto Bismol in the world to fix what would happen to you if...And the winner is: MkCrittendon
Method of Selection: Seemed timely with the latest box office numbers.
10 comments:
I'm sorry, I can't marry you. I'm already engaged to a sea captain from Namibia.
I'm not the person you think I am. I'm really a frog disguised as a prince. If I was to marry you, I would turn back into a frog.
betty
I'm not pregnant, I'm so sorry, hon--
My oven's not baking a bun.
We won't be getting
A shotgun wedding.
I made it all up--just for fun.
C. Beth---tooooooo funny!
"I'm sorry, I can't marry you. I'm a knitter, and I have standards"
too harsh?
....gluten intolerant.
"I'm sorry. I can't marry you, I'm:
...just the "Mirror, Mirror on the wall"....but may I say that you ARE the Fairest in the Land!"
…having surgery on my ring finger.” Tony waved his left hand in front of Melanie’s face. “It’s an old basketball injury.”
“Are you nuts?” Melanie huffed and tossed her bouquet on the church pew.
The preacher sighed and shut his wedding missal.
“It’s matter of life and death.” Tony nervously rubbed the nape his neck. “My career as a writer depends on it. We can get married next month. I promise.”
“In that case,” Melanie snarled, “I might as well get my finger worked on too.”
“Huh?” Tony was perplexed. “What for?”
“I can’t seem to stop it from doing this.”
And it wasn’t a turtledove she flipped.
I'm sorry. I can't marry you. I'm an inanimate object, a blender. Here listen *loud whirring* No, stop, that's a toaster. It can't marry you either. Oh, now you're eyeing a frying pan. Obviously you're high on something again. Look, we do care for you even though we can't marry you, so we've staged this intervention . . .
I'm sorry I can't marry you. I'm type AB positive. You southern vampires can only stand type "O" negative. There isn't enough Pepto Bismol in the world to fix what would happen to you if...
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