tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1010439223932737211.post2438393090173219573..comments2023-05-30T08:42:32.779-04:00Comments on Seven Days Seven Answers: UglinessCall Me Catehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15144735845209334875noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1010439223932737211.post-90833227774985582262009-11-16T14:07:02.378-05:002009-11-16T14:07:02.378-05:00Angel Zapata, you're awesome.Angel Zapata, you're awesome.C. Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06644509313017237164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1010439223932737211.post-32735493420337886182009-11-16T11:01:29.487-05:002009-11-16T11:01:29.487-05:00For the eighth year in a row, the Gnome population...For the eighth year in a row, the Gnome population has voted human infants as absolute ugliest of biped creatures in the November issue of Gnome-Life. Glenfall Grayback, the local Gnome ambassador, was not surprised. “First of all, they’re born without beards,” Grayback stated squeamishly, “and the immense craniums tottering on those soft, unsupported, wrinkled necks…” <br /><br />Grayback ran from the podium, unable to continue his statement due to sudden nausea.<br /><br />“We’re outraged and insulted,” stated Mary Devinger, President of I.N.F.A.N.T. (Integrated Neonatal Families Against Narrow-minded Tyranny), when asked for her reaction to the printed article. “Tell me, what’s more beautiful than a baby?”<br /><br />The crowd of over three hundred supporters pushing baby carriages roared in agreement, much to the dismay of their sleeping infants.Angel Zapatahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01166540490117426226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1010439223932737211.post-19301675846652925552009-11-16T09:14:06.586-05:002009-11-16T09:14:06.586-05:00People Magazine thinks that it's great
The mos...People Magazine thinks that it's great<br />The most beautiful people to rate<br />But this year we read<br />Something else instead--<br />The "uglies" are people who <i>hate</i>.C. Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06644509313017237164noreply@blogger.com