Write an alternate ending for Grease.
Time for a Winner! (12/01/09)
Sadly, Sandy was killed the following night when she accidentally slipped off Danny’s greasy bed sheets. Thankfully, tragedy was averted to glory as Frankie Avalon met her at the gates of that big Beauty School in the sky.Winner:Angel Zapata (@AngelZapata)
Method of Selection: I never liked that Sandy converted to less-pure ways. Angel's response seemed like a fitting end.
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"Danny," said Sandy, "I won't try
To 'fit in' for some superficial guy.
I'll keep my oodles
Of skirts featuring poodles.
I'm not changing. It's your loss. So goodbye."
"One day, Sandy...
This place will be full of robots and skyscrapers.
There will be high speed digital transfer,
and identity theft,
and genetic counterfeiting.
And it will be as if we had never existed at all."
"Well, Sandy," said Danny, "Its true
That as a couple we’re through.
So go on, fly away,
I don’t want you to stay,
‘Cuz I’ll get the girl in Part Two!"
Danny's car is lost:
Spun out on grease from his hair.
Sandy weds the jock.
At the end they all march up the stairway to heaven and drop off at the top, like a Monty Python skit.
(Can you tell Grease, to me, isn't the WORD, or even a good movie?)
Sadly, Sandy was killed the following night when she accidentally slipped off Danny’s greasy bed sheets. Thankfully, tragedy was averted to glory as Frankie Avalon met her at the gates of that big Beauty School in the sky.
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