As a parent, respond to a letter from a teacher claiming your child mooned the class.
Winner!!! (11/19/09)
Dear Ms. Lunabell,Big Ups To: Angel Zapata (@AngelZapata)
I find it highly unlikely that my son, Atlas would ever participate in anything so blatantly earthy. He’s a shy boy and would never intentionally compromise another student’s personal space. Atlas respects the universe and holds this world in high regard. Please drop this accusation and expose the true culprit. I don’t want to see my baby become the butt of anyone’s ill sense of humor.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Henrietta Crackshowen
P.S. He’s terribly sorry for telling that joke about Uranus the other day.
Method of Selection: So many butt and crack jokes. I couldn't resist!
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I apologize for my child's behavior. This child felt that your anatomy lessons were not advanced enough, so they decided to give their own lesson to the class. I will also cease to moon my child when I wake them up for school.
Dear Ms. Lunabell,
I find it highly unlikely that my son, Atlas would ever participate in anything so blatantly earthy. He’s a shy boy and would never intentionally compromise another student’s personal space. Atlas respects the universe and holds this world in high regard. Please drop this accusation and expose the true culprit. I don’t want to see my baby become the butt of anyone’s ill sense of humor.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Henrietta Crackshowen
P.S. He’s terribly sorry for telling that joke about Uranus the other day.
Ms. Teacher, I must say, you're rude!
My child is not sick or crude!
We've taught him, you see,
To embrace nudity,
Despite what you say, silly prude!
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