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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Pirates vs Ninjas

Now What?: Write what comes next.
It is inevitable that someday there will be a battle between pirates and ninjas.
Which group will claim victory and why?

We Have A Winner!!! 04/26/10
The Ninjas will certainly win. Their suberb, kickass ninja moves will dominate the handicapped pirated.

Handicapped pirates? Why, yes! Those damn pirates, as underhanded as they are, can only see out of ONE EYE!
Winner: Donnetta
Reason: Beyond the one eye, most pirates also have the peg leg. I say that puts them at a real disadvantage.

5 comments:

Pamela Gold said...

Ninjas exist only to fight. Pirates are bred to be sneaky bastards! Is there any question?

C. Beth said...

The ninjas threw some stars, but that wasn't very fun.
The pirates said, "Let's party!" and the fighting was done.
But suddenly--loud cries!
They were taken by surprise!
The zombies boarded ship...and the zombies won.

Anonymous said...

The Pirates will claim victory, regardless of who wins. Because they are sneaky underhanded scurvy sea-dogs.

And of course the Ninjas will never say a word to dispute it, because.... they never do.

They will however kill the pirates in their sleep, and stick their heads on a pike.

Donnetta said...

The Ninjas will certainly win. Their suberb, kickass ninja moves will dominate the handicapped pirated.

Handicapped pirates? Why, yes! Those damn pirates, as underhanded as they are, can only see out of ONE EYE!

InspiredDreamer said...

Ninjas rock on land
But pirates have boats, cannons.
Let's call it a draw.

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