Write a letter to your favorite famous person (musician, actor, politician, etc) convincing them that are NOT a stalker and that you had a legitimate reason for being outside their home at 2am with a camera.
We Have A Winner!!! 04/28/10
Dear Miss Bar Refaeli,Winner: Marc
So, uh, about last night. I can explain, alright? In fact, that's what I'm about to do! So read on, won't you?
I know this will be hard to believe, but it's true - lying is not something I do! Out of my bum is not where I'm talking - I really do suffer from sleep walking!
Oh, you want to know about the camera? I was asleep, how should I know... ha ha?
In closing, may I make a suggestion? You might want to clear up your garden's congestion. I did not appreciate having to do the Poison Ivy Dance - especially since I wasn't wearing pants.
Your not stalker,
Reason: I will admit I had to look her up but it was worth the search. And I have a soft spot for excuses that rhyme.