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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Friday, April 2, 2010

Neighborhood Watch

So I Have This Friend: Give your best advice to this friend.
So I have this married friend... Her neighbor is extremely hot and often runs through the neighborhood, occasionally shirtless. What kind of excuses can she make up to be in a decent viewing position? Also, any way to subconsciously influence him to remove his shirt more frequently?

Totally a hypothetical situation, folks.

We Have A Winner!!! 04/26/10
"Oh wow. Did I spray you with my hose-pipe again. Sorry about that."
Winner: davidseven
Reason: Hmm, this response just may work. It addresses both the need to be in the yard AND the shirt removal. I'll be sure to pass it along to me, umm, friend.


C. Beth said...

ESP? Oh how I could use ESP!
If she figures it out, please share it with me!
From my kids, to my man,
I have many a plan
Of how ESP would fill me with glee....

Donnetta said...

Oh, my poor wilted flowers! They need daily "tending" so they grow and flourish...

Anonymous said...

"Oh wow. Did I spray you with my hose-pipe again. Sorry about that."

Heather said...

Excuses? Hell, just join him. I'm sure you've been thinking of taking up running anyway. What better motivation than a hot shirtless guy..... I mean running partner.

InspiredDreamer said...

I love gardening
By the mailbox; Yes this is
A low-cut tank top.

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