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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Friday, April 2, 2010

Neighborhood Watch

So I Have This Friend: Give your best advice to this friend.
So I have this married friend... Her neighbor is extremely hot and often runs through the neighborhood, occasionally shirtless. What kind of excuses can she make up to be in a decent viewing position? Also, any way to subconsciously influence him to remove his shirt more frequently?

Totally a hypothetical situation, folks.

We Have A Winner!!! 04/26/10
"Oh wow. Did I spray you with my hose-pipe again. Sorry about that."
Winner: davidseven
Reason: Hmm, this response just may work. It addresses both the need to be in the yard AND the shirt removal. I'll be sure to pass it along to me, umm, friend.

5 comments:

C. Beth said...

ESP? Oh how I could use ESP!
If she figures it out, please share it with me!
From my kids, to my man,
I have many a plan
Of how ESP would fill me with glee....

Donnetta said...

Oh, my poor wilted flowers! They need daily "tending" so they grow and flourish...

davidseven said...

"Oh wow. Did I spray you with my hose-pipe again. Sorry about that."

Heather said...

Excuses? Hell, just join him. I'm sure you've been thinking of taking up running anyway. What better motivation than a hot shirtless guy..... I mean running partner.

InspiredDreamer said...

I love gardening
By the mailbox; Yes this is
A low-cut tank top.

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