You are stranded on an island with only the following:
spoon, ukelele, yarn, hand sanitizer, feather boaHow do you use them to survive until help comes (or until you are killed by a smoke monster)?
We Have A Winner!!! 05/07/10
Here I am stuck on this stupid island. All I have with me are the following: a spoon, my ukulele, a ball of yarn, hand sanitizer, and a pink feather boa. So what do I do now?Winner: Melinda (@mstacer)
It is pretty chilly here after the sun goes down so I will use that boa for warmth later. Meanwhile I am going to use this yarn to help me make a little shelter.
So, there! My little shelter is done. That multicolor yarn does work well with the green from the leafy branches I used to make my little casa.
Hmm...what's that in the distance? I looks like smoke. That's weird. Maybe it will go away if I play that ukulele a little. My playing sucks so it should ward off anything that might be out there.
Ack! What's happening to me? That smoke is all around me now!
Well, it appears that I am dead. I am floating above my body now, and I see a really bright light. Hmmm....I guess I shouldn't have drank the hand sanitizer. Who knew it wasn't like drinking alcohol?
Reason: Very nicely done. And an important lesson to all - ukeleles do NOT stop fires. Nice try though.