So I have this married friend... Her neighbor is extremely hot and often runs through the neighborhood, occasionally shirtless. What kind of excuses can she make up to be in a decent viewing position? Also, any way to subconsciously influence him to remove his shirt more frequently?
Totally a hypothetical situation, folks.
We Have A Winner!!! 04/26/10
"Oh wow. Did I spray you with my hose-pipe again. Sorry about that."Winner: davidseven
Reason: Hmm, this response just may work. It addresses both the need to be in the yard AND the shirt removal. I'll be sure to pass it along to me, umm, friend.
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ESP? Oh how I could use ESP!
If she figures it out, please share it with me!
From my kids, to my man,
I have many a plan
Of how ESP would fill me with glee....
Oh, my poor wilted flowers! They need daily "tending" so they grow and flourish...
"Oh wow. Did I spray you with my hose-pipe again. Sorry about that."
Excuses? Hell, just join him. I'm sure you've been thinking of taking up running anyway. What better motivation than a hot shirtless guy..... I mean running partner.
I love gardening
By the mailbox; Yes this is
A low-cut tank top.
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