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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Wildcard: World's Worst

Wildcard: This category can be absolutely anything. Absolutely. Anything.
World's Worst Gift Wrapper
Tell us about the "skills" required to win this title. (suggested by Inspired Dreamer)

Winner?!?! (12/30/09)
I'm going to declare myself the winner of this one for coercing Beth and Mike into a limerick-off. Go me!

12 comments:

C. Beth said...

The common cold, influenza, swine flu--
She's got 'em all, so what does she do?
She wipes off her snot
On the gift that she bought
As she wraps it, then gives it to you.

Mike Trippiedi said...

I was surprised to recieve a package for me
That had been wrapped by the afore mentioned she.
But the stuff on the bows
Felt like it came from a nose
Thus spoiling all of my glee.

Call Me Cate said...

We're gonna need to have a limerick-off! No, I don't care that it isn't a word.

Mike Trippiedi said...

A limerick-off for some might inspire
And would require two writers to be on fire.
But I'm afraid I concede
To a prize I don't need
For it's C. Beth that we all admire.

C. Beth said...

Of limerick-offs you're not a fan?
We can do something else--yes, we can!
A book by us two--
Rhymes by me and by you--
It's our big, million-dollar plan!

Mike Trippiedi said...

A book by us two that reads strictly in rhyme?
I'd be willing to talk if you have the time.
But since our fans are but few
Is it worth to pursue?
When all we would make is a dime.

C. Beth said...

My fans are many--many, I say!
Surely you don't doubt it--nay, nay!
But despite my plans
My imaginary fans
Have imaginary money to pay....

Mike Trippiedi said...

This poetic battle has been hard fought
It's challenged my mind and a smile it's brought.
But all things must end
My dear rhyming friend
And to think this all started with snot.

Call Me Cate said...

Wow. I say you both win the limerick-off. That was truly a sight to behold. I'm just not sure if I'm amazed or terrified. :P

C. Beth said...

I think calling it a draw is a very good idea. Well-played, Mike. :)

Mike Trippiedi said...

Beth, that was fun. Let's do it again sometime.

InspiredDreamer said...

No limerick here
But I wrapped this gift myself...
I need the box back.

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