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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Gift

A Thousand Words: Photo day!



There it is! It's that one gift you kept hoping to open but it never came. What's inside?

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Time for a Winner!!! 01/02/10
On a positive note, the only thing I needed that I didn't get was underwear. I always get underwear! I've lost a few pounds and mine keep falling down. It's uncomfortable. So of course since I need them, I didn't get any.

It's a good Christmas when not getting underwear is the biggest problem. Still, I'd like to go a day without sneaking off to the bathroom to pull them back up. TMI?
Winner: Ryan Ashley Scott (@ryanashleyscott)
Reason: Of all the missing gifts, your request was the most manageable. And I'm tired of seeing you pull up your panties when you think nobody's looking. Yeah, I saw that.

4 comments:

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

On a positive note, the only thing I needed that I didn't get was underwear. I always get underwear! I've lost a few pounds and mine keep falling down. It's uncomfortable. So of course since I need them, I didn't get any.

It's a good Christmas when not getting underwear is the biggest problem. Still, I'd like to go a day without sneaking off to the bathroom to pull them back up. TMI?

s'me said...

The child has been desperate to open the long thin but quite wide box with his name on it for a week.

A week.

Finally he was allowed to open it yesterday, after lunch, at my brothers.

Inside?

Tony Hawks Ride game. He is utterly stoked, and still thanking me this morning. I am the coolest, the best, the most amazing mother ever. Fact.

Inside the gift of mine I wanted to open but it never came? An Olive Wood nativity set. Mmmmmm. I'm saving!

Hank said...

The last family get together became memorable for everything wrong. Fingers were pointed. Things were said that are better left not. Tempers flared, feelings were abused, and dignity was thrown out with the holiday-themed paper napkins and plastic dinnerware.

Inside the gift boxes we exchanged, a simple note. "I'm sorry. Please forgive me."

C. Beth said...

I went outside and I searched high and low.
"Is it there? Is it there?" (Uh...no.)
"Not to be a pest,
But I deserve the BEST.
Where's my Lexus with the big red bow?"

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