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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Bacon

Now What?: Write what comes next.
At the local grocer, you see an elderly woman shoplift bacon.
What do you do?

We Have A Winner!! 01/07/09
Hide, because goodness knows what she'll do with those Sausages. When you get old like that, you need all the thrills you can get.
Winner: WeeSally (@WeeSally)
Reason: Hide indeed. And who am I to deny an old woman some joy in her life?

7 comments:

s'me said...

Drop a loaf of bread and red sauce into her bag so she can make a sandwich

WeeSally said...

Hide, because goodness knows what she'll do with those Sausages. When you get old like that, you need all the thrills you can get. :D

Tom said...

Stop shopping, grab a dozen eggs, and a package of hashbrowns, and beat feet to the cash register, and wait for the little old lady outside.

When you see her, you walk up to her and give her the eggs and hashbrowns, and say "You forgot these at the checkout stand," and go back into the store and finish your shopping.

Hank said...

Ask the woman in a very loud voice, "Ma'am, why did you put that bacon under your coat like that?"

C. Beth said...

I'd say, "Yeah, you're a thief, but, ma'am, I'm a nut.
I should turn you in, I know I should, but--
I'll make you a deal.
Although you did steal,
If you make me breakfast, I'll keep my mouth shut.

Mike Trippiedi said...

The unhappy grocery store security guard thought back to the letter of rejection he had just recieved from the police department.

"What will it take to get the police force to notice me," he wondered aloud. And it was at that moment he saw the frail lady put the bacon in her coat pocket.

"Yes, there is a God," he said to himself has he tackled the old woman.

InspiredDreamer said...

What's that at her waist,
A pound of uncooked bacon?
Nope, it's just her boobs.

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