"I found this in your desk. You're fired!"Explain why this is in your desk and why you shouldn't be fired for it.
Time for a Winner! (12/10/09)
Boss: "I found this in your desk. You're fired!"Winner: TMC @ Return to Rural (@returntorural)
Employee: "You can't fire me based on my religion. And anyway, it's just a voodoo doll. It doesn't mean anything, it's just a stress reliever."
B: "IT'S GOT MY NAME ON IT!"
E: "How do you know that's you? There are millions of people named Snordgren. You don't know."
B: "Do you think I'm stupid?!"
E: "If you're so worried about the doll, you must believe in it...so... maybe you should consider stopping your yelling and going back to your office. I have my own work to do."
B: "I, um.. um... (crosses himself) we'll talk about this later."
E: "I thought so."
Why: She always comes up with such great names. Snordgren? Plus I think throwing around the whole discrimination idea is a great way to get someone off your back with that pesky threat or termination.