Well, my mom says....What does your mom say?
Submitted by Tom
Very Important Winner Announcement! (12/21/09)
I love you, I'm proud of you, and for your own good, NO you are not having that. You're lovely when you smile (usually as I was stomping around!)Winner: s'me
My mother is great. (She doesn't say that - I do!)
Reason: It amused me that she felt the need to clarify that it was not her mother speaking in the end. Plus, those are great things for a mother to say. I may be jealous.