Write a letter informing your employees of the holiday luncheon cancellation.Winner Time! (12/10/09)
Dear Employees,Winner: Mike Trippiedi
Every year this company has had a holiday party to thank you for the past years work. However, every year this party is poorly attended. And the employees that do show up, usually just complain.
We have decided to save money this year and not throw the party. I know that most of you don't care and for you others...well, at least you still have something to complain about.
Methodology: It's 100% true. Our company luncheon is next Wednesday and that's exactly how it works - complain if you go, complain if it's cancelled.