Police Suspect Moose Killed WomanWrite the short report that accompanies this headline in the local paper.
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We Have a Winner!!! (12/14/09)
Former Ms. Transylvania Natasha Fatale was found dead last week, victim of a sudden and unexpected explosion. Forensic reports identified moose hairs and squirrel droppings near the scene of the crime, along with fragments of an oversized alarm clock.Winner: notgordion
Frostbite Falls Police have issued an all points bulletin for Wossamatta U. alumnus Bullwinkle J. Moose and his close associate Rocky J. Squirrel.
Natasha is survived by her fiance, Boris Badenov. When reached for comment, Badenov claimed Natasha's death was "all because of moose and squirrel."
Reason: SO many great entries this time, I wanted to give you all an award. But "moose and squirrel" hold a special place in my cartoon-loving heart.