Write your Christmas letter to Santa.
And The Winner Is... 12/30/09
Dear Santa,Winner: C. Beth (@cbethblog)
Earth's warming; I could ask you to fix her.
Or I could beg for a long-life elixir.
But would it be worth
Living long on this earth
Without a black Cuisinart mixer?
Reason: Because I said so. And screw global warming, we need THINGS!!!
5 comments:
Dear Santa,
Thank you for always making Christmas special for me. However, this year, don't worry about me. I would rather you help make Christmas special for those that really need your love and support. I am fine - there are many others that aren't. Be there for them this Christmas.
Thank you.
Dear Santa,
I was playing Scrabble last night and realized your name is an anagram for Satan. My mom once told a man at the supermarket to go to h-e-l-l. Is he still there with you? Tell him I said hi. Anyway, I’m not sure what to ask for now. I guess a pitchfork would be an okay gift. In a way, I’m glad I know the real you. If you’ve been watching, then you know I haven’t been a good boy at all.
Love,
Jimmy
Dear Santa,
Earth's warming; I could ask you to fix her.
Or I could beg for a long-life elixir.
But would it be worth
Living long on this earth
Without a black Cuisinart mixer?
Hilarious, C. Beth!
Is it bad to say
I just want cash or gift cards?
Shopping's the fun part.
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