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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Wildcard: Valentine

Wildcard: This category can be absolutely anything. Absolutely. Anything.

Your job is to provide text for greeting cards. Suggest a non-standard Valentine's Day card greeting.

We Have A Winner!!! 02/23/10
To my darling wife.

I'd rather have you than the TV remote. (Although if you don't make me choose, I will love you even more.)
Winner: davidseven
Reason: My husband always complains that none of the cards sound like they're written by men. Maybe this is more what he had in mind?

6 comments:

Eternal Lizdom said...

Our love is true
I care for you
But apologize I must

It wasn't my intent
To give our love a bent
When I got in trouble with lust

Now you pay the price
And must sacrifice
For the mistakes made by me

To love is to forgive
And with you I choose to live
Even though I gave you STD's.

Merriam said...

You're invited!

What: Being stuck on a desert island

Where: A desert island

When: February 14

Who: You and me

Why: If I had to be stuck on a desert island with someone, I'd want it to be you.

P.S. Please bring a lifeboat.

Bethany said...

I love that you are so committed.....for 25 to life.

C. Beth said...

To my wife,

Your stretch marks, my dear? I love every one.
They tell me you bore our daughter and son.
I love that loose skin
That our kids grew in.
Your body is beautiful for what it has done.

Happy Valentine's Day from your husband!

davidseven said...

To my darling wife.

I'd rather have you than the TV remote. (Although if you don't make me choose, I will love you even more.)

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

Thanks for being who you are
And not apologetic.
Thanks for knowing when it's time
To ponder where you're headed.
Remember who you've always been;
Don't lose yourself, but grow.
Have a happy Valentine's.
Truly yours,
-Your Self.

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