Your job is to provide text for greeting cards. Suggest a non-standard Valentine's Day card greeting.
We Have A Winner!!! 02/23/10
To my darling wife.Winner: davidseven
I'd rather have you than the TV remote. (Although if you don't make me choose, I will love you even more.)
Reason: My husband always complains that none of the cards sound like they're written by men. Maybe this is more what he had in mind?