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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Party Pooper

Now What?: Write what comes next.
It's usually a good sign you should leave a party when...
Finish!

We Have A Winner!!! 02/26/10
...you finally take a good look around, recognize no one and realize that Mike's birthday cake actually says Steve.
Winner: Seriously Why Can't I
Reason: Probably a very good time to let yourself out the side door and never look back.

9 comments:

Steve Costello said...

Not from personal experience:

It's usually a good sign you should leave a party when your are the only one who is entirely naked, and just realized it, but no one reacted or said anything.

TMC said...

...the hostess has retired to bed.

...you'd rather do the dishes than suffer any more small talk.

...you're startled awake by a cat jumping into your lap and realized you'd dozed on the couch and everyone's already left.

SparkleFarkle said...

It's usually a good sign you should leave a party when... the wail of approaching sirens begins to drown out the party music, and the person standing next to you casually leans in to remind you that the court-appointed psychiatrist is not your friend.

Pamela said...

... When you realize they just ran out of Fun Dip! It's just not a party any longer...

Seriously Why Can't I? said...

...you finally take a good look around, recognize no one and realize that Mike's birthday cake actually says Steve.

davidseven said...

It's usually a good sign you should leave a party when... even the goat looks bored.

Maire said...

The clock strikes 12, you trip over a wizened pumpkin and it isn't Halloween.

Marc said...

... your mom starts hitting on your wife.

And she's sober.

C. Beth said...

When a candle flame lights up your hair,
When you break a prized antique chair,
When you're flirting with glee,
And find out he's a she,
Girl, it's time to get out of there.

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