It's usually a good sign you should leave a party when...Finish!
We Have A Winner!!! 02/26/10
...you finally take a good look around, recognize no one and realize that Mike's birthday cake actually says Steve.Winner: Seriously Why Can't I
Reason: Probably a very good time to let yourself out the side door and never look back.
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Not from personal experience:
It's usually a good sign you should leave a party when your are the only one who is entirely naked, and just realized it, but no one reacted or said anything.
...the hostess has retired to bed.
...you'd rather do the dishes than suffer any more small talk.
...you're startled awake by a cat jumping into your lap and realized you'd dozed on the couch and everyone's already left.
It's usually a good sign you should leave a party when... the wail of approaching sirens begins to drown out the party music, and the person standing next to you casually leans in to remind you that the court-appointed psychiatrist is not your friend.
... When you realize they just ran out of Fun Dip! It's just not a party any longer...
...you finally take a good look around, recognize no one and realize that Mike's birthday cake actually says Steve.
It's usually a good sign you should leave a party when... even the goat looks bored.
The clock strikes 12, you trip over a wizened pumpkin and it isn't Halloween.
... your mom starts hitting on your wife.
And she's sober.
When a candle flame lights up your hair,
When you break a prized antique chair,
When you're flirting with glee,
And find out he's a she,
Girl, it's time to get out of there.
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