Eavesdrop - what's going on here?
Source: Spaarnestad Photo
We Have A Winner!!! 02/17/10
Congressmen trying to explain the fragmented health care bill to Mr and Mrs. Middle America. It was a spectacular failure!Winner: Mellodee
Reason: Truth in humor, unfortunately.
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2 things come to mind when I see this pic:
"This check's for $200, this one $100, another for $500, these people are sure paying us a lot!"
or "This ticket has a winner, this one may be worth a few dollars, another winner, can you believe someone didn't cash these in?" (I've heard this conversation before)
Harvey is handing out his Valentine's early so that he is assured that everyone else will bring one to him next week.
Frantically, the boys struggle with the wrappers. "If ONLY we'd put off those manicure appointments," one of them murmurs. Regretfully, they must throw in the towel. Turning to their dear friend, Royboy, who has since bled out, they pay homage in song : "He is NOT stuck on Band-Aid brand 'cause Band-Aid's NOT stuck on him!"
Congressmen trying to explain the fragmented health care bill to Mr and Mrs. Middle America. It was a spectacular failure!
You're tellin' me this paper so pale
Will soften all my clothes, without fail,
That it works in a machine
That dries clothing--whatcha mean?
Next you'll tell me you've got bridges for sale!
'I've said it once, I'll say it again, you don't get overtime before Christmas.'
'You asked me to work. You said you'd pay me. This ain't right.'
'Now, now gentlemen, settle down. Are you going to drink your coffee?'
'How can I put up with not getting the right money? You're cheating me again, Mr Dubden!'
'Now, I'll not be called a cheater. Here, take this. It more than covers the time you put in.'
'Take it George. You know better than to mess these guys around.'
'Whaddya mean by that?'
'Nothing. Give him the cash and let him be on his way.'
'I don't feel so good after that coffee.'
'You don't say.'
'She must have slipped you a mickey.'
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