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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Such a Long Time

A Thousand Words: Photo day!



What happened here?

Source:Powerhouse Museum Collection: Portrait of an articulated skeleton on a bentwood chair

We Have A Winner!!! 03/09/10
They told me I should make sure my life became fat-free, organic, no gluten, no dairy, no street-drugs, including medicinal marijuana, no preservatives, no sodium, no carbs, no starch, no auto emissions, no red meats, non-frozen, no sugar, no cholesterol, no smoking, no alchohol, no Red Dye #2 or any other artificial colors or flavorings or sweeteners, no lactose, no high fructose syrup, no radon, no molds, no UV sun exposure, no long-range noise exposure, no asbestos, no mercury from fish, no flouridated water, no non-iodized salt, no freon, no hormone enhanced foods of any kind, no plastic bags, no DDT or pesticides, no vaccines, no trans-fats, no chemical-dumping, no saturated fats, no microwave cooking, no plastic packaging for foods, no floro-carbon sprays, no high-tension wires, and no acid rain.

So I did and look what happened!!
Winner: Mellodee
Reason: Great responses but I had to go with this one. I guess there really IS nothing left once you cut out the bad stuff.

17 comments:

jabblog said...

They said the water would be back on in three hours at the most. That was six months ago! Can't wait much longer - I feel really dehydrated!

davidseven said...

Why women never go the bathroom on their own.

Gretta said...

This is what happens when there is only one stall in the women's restroom! The wait is so long that this is the end result. :)

maddie/cadesmimi said...

This was me about a month ago...in the bathroom...after a severe bout of the stomach flu...there wasn't much left of me after the stomach flu finished...I felt as bad as the picture looks!

Mama Zen said...

Obviously waiting for a child to finish in the bathroom!

Ebony Haywood said...

Hi Cate. I blogged my response here - http://sizzlingpublications.blogspot.com/2010/02/seven-days-seven-answers.html.

Perfect Mother said...

"MY wife said she'd be ready in a minute"

TMC said...

It takes forever to get hot water in these old houses.

Bethany said...

Ilene, the anatomy and physiology skeleton from OCC, managed to escape yet again and was photographed at the Skull and Bones Bar on Friday night in the restroom. Apparently she can not hold her liquor like she used to.

Mellodee said...

They told me I should make sure my life became fat-free, organic, no gluten, no dairy, no street-drugs, including medicinal marijuana, no preservatives, no sodium, no carbs, no starch, no auto emissions, no red meats, non-frozen, no sugar, no cholesterol, no smoking, no alchohol, no Red Dye #2 or any other artificial colors or flavorings or sweeteners, no lactose, no high fructose syrup, no radon, no molds, no UV sun exposure, no long-range noise exposure, no asbestos, no mercury from fish, no flouridated water, no non-iodized salt, no freon, no hormone enhanced foods of any kind, no plastic bags, no DDT or pesticides, no vaccines, no trans-fats, no chemical-dumping, no saturated fats, no microwave cooking, no plastic packaging for foods, no floro-carbon sprays, no high-tension wires, and no acid rain.

So I did and look what happened!!

Jazzbumpa said...

I said, "I've got a bone to pick with you."

He said, "Take a number and have a seat."

Cheers!
Jzb

Jazzbumpa said...

Reconsidered:

I've been battling bulimia for such a long time, I decided it would be time-efficient to just hanf here by the vomitorium.

Cheers!
JzB

Jazzbumpa said...

HANG here.

C. Beth said...

This photo is actually from the future. Someone is sitting in that chair today, and saying...

In this way, the U.S. is behind.
That should change, so (I hope you don't mind)
I'll sit here until
A health care bill
Has been passed by both chambers, and signed.

C. Beth said...

Mellodee--I really like yours!!

Lora said...

He's still waiting for his wife to finish her hair...

InspiredDreamer said...

Put skeleton back:
Stop creeping out the patients.
It's just not funny.

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