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The condensed directions: Read the cue, react to the cue. There's no right answer, no research required. I cite sources where applicable but it's all about coming up with creative answers. Winners are picked in a week.

The number one rule? Have FUN!!!

05/23 - I'll be naming final winners this week!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

World Peace Plan

Checklist: A list of words will be accompanied by a scenario in which to use them.
rabbit, rocket, rainbow
Share your plan for world peace using the words above.

We have a winner!!! (11/03/09)
Fill a rocket with rabbits (everyone loves rabbits, right?) and blast said rabbit-rocket through a rainbow. All the rabbits will become rainbow-rabbits. Eject them from the rocket. Everyone will find a rainbow-rabbit waitin in their backyard. And be happy. And there will be peace. Aside from all the rainbow-rabbits being dead... hmm. Maybe there should be parachutes, as well? For the rabbits, I mean. Ooooh, rainbow parachutes. Wouldn't that be pretty?
Congratulations to: Ryan Ashley Scott (@ryanashleyscott)
Methodology of Selection: She's the only one who admitted (and corrected) possible flaws in her plan. Also, she's the only one that killed the rabbits, however unintentional.

11 comments:

jabblog said...

It is well known that there is a crock of gold at the end of every rainbow. The problem is that it is elusive, just like world peace. Are the two connected? If there could be enough gold to enable all nations to live comfortably and in peace we might see an end to wars. Rabbits, on the other hand, are plentiful and reproduce bounteously. They are also expert and prodigious burrowers and would be bound to discover the many crocks of gold across the globe. Therefore, to ensure that all states could benefit from a combination of rabbits and rainbows, rockets could be deployed to dispatch rabbits rapidly to the far-flung and often poorest regions of the world. Rabbits,rockets and rainbows - an unbeatable solution!

C. Beth said...

Cook a rabbit (and throw out the grease)
Play "rocket ship trip" with your niece.
Forget treaties of old,
and rainbows and gold--
Food and fun will bring us world peace.

TMC said...

I'm a little stumped by this one. Also, I have a headache and it's hard to think about world peace with a headache. Go figure.

I think that if everyone in the world gave up every type of rocket, always took time to stop and enjoy a rainbow when they see one, and loved and was loved by a house rabbit, there'd totally be world peace. I mean, I don't have any rockets, I'll always stop to admire a rainbow, and I have 3 house rabbits whom I adore and I'd say I'm a pretty peaceful person.

Sally said...

Ok, Im being weird today.

There once was a Rabbit called Rocket,
Who spent all day asleep in my pocket,
While I pondered world peace,
I turned him into a Fleece,
It was warm and Rainbow coloured, so dont Knock it.

betty said...

oh my gosh; this is too cute! I love the words for world peace

here's mine:

The rabbit arrived in the rocket, guided down to earth by the rainbow. As the rabbit descended out of the rocket, he brought multi-colored carrots with him that everyone agreed were delicious. Once they saw that multi-colored carrots were good and to be trusted, they decided they could get along with each other and world peace ascended like a rainbow after a storm.

I voted too :)

betty

Anonymous said...

A Hippie's plan for world peace, in Haiku...

My plan for world peace:
First, I will catch a rainbow
And tether it down.

Second, introduce
The rainbow to a rabbit;
they will fall in love.

They'll make sweet, sweet love
And the rabbit will give birth
To many rainbows...

I'll launch a rocket
Containing all the rainbows
Across the whole earth

The rocket will leave
A rainbow in each time zone
And there will be peace.

C. Beth said...

Tabitha--awesome. :)

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

Fill a rocket with rabbits (everyone loves rabbits, right?) and blast said rabbit-rocket through a rainbow. All the rabbits will become rainbow-rabbits. Eject them from the rocket. Everyone will find a rainbow-rabbit waitin in their backyard. And be happy. And there will be peace. Aside from all the rainbow-rabbits being dead... hmm. Maybe there should be parachutes, as well? For the rabbits, I mean. Ooooh, rainbow parachutes. Wouldn't that be pretty?

I'm not good at this. Still, it's fun!

2cats said...

OK here goes.
Have all of the rabbits in all of the world get together for a conference. The purpose of this conference is to discuss, you guessed it - WORLD PEACE.
While the rabbits are conferring, shoot a rockets red glare so high in the sky that all countries in all the world can see it. All the people in all the countries will look up and in one collective, "AWWW!", there will be world peace.
The rabbits like that idea but wanted to do one better. They think that after the red glare fades out, they will talk to the sun and the rain. The rabbits will ask the sun and the rain if they couldn't figure out a way to make a rainbow that lived forever. Because how could anyone not be peaceful while seeing a rainbow?
And therefore there would be world peace.

Anonymous said...

Thanks, C. Beth!

Mellodee said...

A rabbit has a better chance of riding a rainbow, than a rocket has of bringing world peace!

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