"I can't believe you came to my Halloween party dressed as..."Briefly describe the costume and the circumstances. Perhaps also the consequences.
We have a winner!!! (11/04/09)
Oh, honey, I just can't believeCongratulations to: C. Beth (@cbethblog)
You came to my party as Eve.
This causes me grief,
But please put on a leaf--
Or, sweetie, you'll just have to leave.
Methodology of Selection: C. Beth has a big bag of tricks
And she sure does love limericks.
Sometimes it's a stretch
but an award she does fetch
for getting in her daily kicks. (yeah, speaking of stretches...)
12 comments:
"I can't believe you came to my Halloween party dressed as a business man. A suit? Really?! THAT'S your costume? Get the hell out of my party."
When she opened the door and saw what he was wearing she gasped and said, 'I can't believe you came to my Hallowe'en party dressed as a clove of garlic. Garlic is poisonous to witches and warlocks and ghosts don't like it either. How dare you - where's your sense of fair play?' He replied that he had to do something to cover the smell of his feet.
Later that evening, after all the witches and warlocks and ghosts had passed out, the clove of garlic stole all the treats and scuttled home.
Oh, honey, I just can't believe
You came to my party as Eve.
This causes me grief,
But please put on a leaf--
Or, sweetie, you'll just have to leave.
.....as a skunk! and did you have to bring that spray with you?? ewww!!!! what will others think? hurry, bring me some of that tomato juice mixer!
(cute one :)
betty
I can't believe you came to my Halloween party dressed as PigPen. I mean, it's one thing to LOOK like you're dirty and smelly, but you really REEK, and you're not nearly as cute as the Peanuts character. Go home and shower!
I can't believe you came to my Halloween party dressed as Sarah Palin!
That's all- need I say more?
I can't believe you came to my Halloween party dressed as Kynt and Vyksin. You should know how much I hated them on TAR. Oh and oops let me help you fix your costume, you have one too many eyebrows.
I can't believe you came to my Halloween party dressed as ME! I'm terribly flattered but cant you see, you simply cant come dressed as ME!
I can't believe you came to my Halloween party dressed as my twin. You scared my kids, horrified my husband, shocked my neighbor, confused my mother, upset my mailmain, tricked my friends, insulted my minister and frightened my dog! It was the most fun I ever had!
I can't believe you cam to my Halloween part dressed as a rabbit. The rainbow is over on the wall and I am still waiting for world peace to arrive
2cats--Heh. I like the references to yesterday's cue!
I can't believe you came to my Halloween party dressed as a giant gooey brownie. You know I'm on a diet!
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