Monday, March 29, 2010

Rocket Science

In the News: This category features news-related prompts.
New study shows river runoff decreases in driest years in Oregon, Northwest
Wow, really? Write your own "duh" new study shows headline.

Source: This dumb study headline brought to you by OregonLive.com.

We Have A Winner!!! 04/15/10
Those scientists were feelin' fine
After their dinner & case of wine.
One wrote this "study"
(Reviewed by his buddy):
"Your toots stink! And so do mine."
Winner: C. Beth (@cbethblog)
Reason: I don't usually go for "potty humor" but I wonder if a case of wine factors into so many other stupid studies.

10 comments:

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  5. Those scientists were feelin' fine
    After their dinner & case of wine.
    One wrote this "study"
    (Reviewed by his buddy):
    "Your toots stink! And so do mine."

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  6. New study shows that alcoholism is caused by drinking to much alcohol

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  7. New study finds snoring only occurs when sleeping.

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