Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
Welcome to Daylight Savings Time. Rewrite the saying above.
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Early to rise,Winner: davidseven
Early to bed.
Wealthy and wise,
With a social life that's dead.
Reason: Very nice job twisting the original back on itself.
Springing forward and falling back, make me feel like I'm addicted to crack.
ReplyDelete(I hate time changes)
Early evening slumber, early morn alert, makes a man's habits so he should never be poor as dirt.
ReplyDeleteEarly to bed,
ReplyDeleteServes to reinforce insomnia instead,
With trivial, trying thoughts
Fill our head,
Miss out on all the night we tread,
Early to rise,
Make a man cranky
And whiny and edgy to surmise,
And is only the beginning to a terrible demise.
:P
Early to bed, early to rise
ReplyDeleteIs for birdies, catching flies.
Early to rise,
ReplyDeleteEarly to bed.
Wealthy and wise,
With a social life that's dead.