Saturday, February 27, 2010

Such a Long Time

A Thousand Words: Photo day!



What happened here?

Source:Powerhouse Museum Collection: Portrait of an articulated skeleton on a bentwood chair

We Have A Winner!!! 03/09/10
They told me I should make sure my life became fat-free, organic, no gluten, no dairy, no street-drugs, including medicinal marijuana, no preservatives, no sodium, no carbs, no starch, no auto emissions, no red meats, non-frozen, no sugar, no cholesterol, no smoking, no alchohol, no Red Dye #2 or any other artificial colors or flavorings or sweeteners, no lactose, no high fructose syrup, no radon, no molds, no UV sun exposure, no long-range noise exposure, no asbestos, no mercury from fish, no flouridated water, no non-iodized salt, no freon, no hormone enhanced foods of any kind, no plastic bags, no DDT or pesticides, no vaccines, no trans-fats, no chemical-dumping, no saturated fats, no microwave cooking, no plastic packaging for foods, no floro-carbon sprays, no high-tension wires, and no acid rain.

So I did and look what happened!!
Winner: Mellodee
Reason: Great responses but I had to go with this one. I guess there really IS nothing left once you cut out the bad stuff.

17 comments:

  1. They said the water would be back on in three hours at the most. That was six months ago! Can't wait much longer - I feel really dehydrated!

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  2. Why women never go the bathroom on their own.

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  3. This is what happens when there is only one stall in the women's restroom! The wait is so long that this is the end result. :)

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  4. This was me about a month ago...in the bathroom...after a severe bout of the stomach flu...there wasn't much left of me after the stomach flu finished...I felt as bad as the picture looks!

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  5. Obviously waiting for a child to finish in the bathroom!

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  6. Hi Cate. I blogged my response here - http://sizzlingpublications.blogspot.com/2010/02/seven-days-seven-answers.html.

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  7. "MY wife said she'd be ready in a minute"

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  8. It takes forever to get hot water in these old houses.

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  9. Ilene, the anatomy and physiology skeleton from OCC, managed to escape yet again and was photographed at the Skull and Bones Bar on Friday night in the restroom. Apparently she can not hold her liquor like she used to.

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  10. They told me I should make sure my life became fat-free, organic, no gluten, no dairy, no street-drugs, including medicinal marijuana, no preservatives, no sodium, no carbs, no starch, no auto emissions, no red meats, non-frozen, no sugar, no cholesterol, no smoking, no alchohol, no Red Dye #2 or any other artificial colors or flavorings or sweeteners, no lactose, no high fructose syrup, no radon, no molds, no UV sun exposure, no long-range noise exposure, no asbestos, no mercury from fish, no flouridated water, no non-iodized salt, no freon, no hormone enhanced foods of any kind, no plastic bags, no DDT or pesticides, no vaccines, no trans-fats, no chemical-dumping, no saturated fats, no microwave cooking, no plastic packaging for foods, no floro-carbon sprays, no high-tension wires, and no acid rain.

    So I did and look what happened!!

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  11. I said, "I've got a bone to pick with you."

    He said, "Take a number and have a seat."

    Cheers!
    Jzb

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  12. Reconsidered:

    I've been battling bulimia for such a long time, I decided it would be time-efficient to just hanf here by the vomitorium.

    Cheers!
    JzB

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  13. This photo is actually from the future. Someone is sitting in that chair today, and saying...

    In this way, the U.S. is behind.
    That should change, so (I hope you don't mind)
    I'll sit here until
    A health care bill
    Has been passed by both chambers, and signed.

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  14. Mellodee--I really like yours!!

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  15. He's still waiting for his wife to finish her hair...

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  16. Put skeleton back:
    Stop creeping out the patients.
    It's just not funny.

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