tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1010439223932737211.post4026861485139394030..comments2023-05-30T08:42:32.779-04:00Comments on Seven Days Seven Answers: Imaginary FriendCall Me Catehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15144735845209334875noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1010439223932737211.post-74098164679688326792009-12-26T10:12:18.570-05:002009-12-26T10:12:18.570-05:00Introduce her imaginary friend to mine. (I'd h...Introduce her imaginary friend to mine. (I'd have to make one up, but it's ok. I can pretend)<br /><br />Tell her our imaginary friends have started seeing each other.<br /><br />Give it 6 months, and tell her that they eloped to Alaska together to start a new life.<br /><br />Even her imaginary friends are bored of her. They told me...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17464244391201885299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1010439223932737211.post-71790908129498755852009-12-25T09:33:25.429-05:002009-12-25T09:33:25.429-05:00Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you about...Listen, I've been meaning to talk to you about your imaginary friend for quite some time now. At first I thought it was harmless and that it would pass. Until now. <br /><br />This has become a much more serious issue and I'm afraid it must be dealt with. How serious? It interrupts my work day. It interferes with my meals. It keeps me awake at night. It even gets in the way of "intimate moments". <br /><br />You see, now your friend is talking to me!Hank Greerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15243840232233423724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1010439223932737211.post-23510535658038151492009-12-25T09:20:59.724-05:002009-12-25T09:20:59.724-05:00Tell her, "Crazy--yes, crazy--you just might ...Tell her, "Crazy--yes, crazy--you just might be.<br />Go to a therapist, paid for by me."<br />(But don't worry a bit<br />About the cost of it--<br />He's an imaginary therapist--he's free.)C. Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06644509313017237164noreply@blogger.com