It is inevitable that someday there will be a battle between pirates and ninjas.Which group will claim victory and why?
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The Ninjas will certainly win. Their suberb, kickass ninja moves will dominate the handicapped pirated.Winner: Donnetta
Handicapped pirates? Why, yes! Those damn pirates, as underhanded as they are, can only see out of ONE EYE!
Reason: Beyond the one eye, most pirates also have the peg leg. I say that puts them at a real disadvantage.
Ninjas exist only to fight. Pirates are bred to be sneaky bastards! Is there any question?
ReplyDeleteThe ninjas threw some stars, but that wasn't very fun.
ReplyDeleteThe pirates said, "Let's party!" and the fighting was done.
But suddenly--loud cries!
They were taken by surprise!
The zombies boarded ship...and the zombies won.
The Pirates will claim victory, regardless of who wins. Because they are sneaky underhanded scurvy sea-dogs.
ReplyDeleteAnd of course the Ninjas will never say a word to dispute it, because.... they never do.
They will however kill the pirates in their sleep, and stick their heads on a pike.
The Ninjas will certainly win. Their suberb, kickass ninja moves will dominate the handicapped pirated.
ReplyDeleteHandicapped pirates? Why, yes! Those damn pirates, as underhanded as they are, can only see out of ONE EYE!
Ninjas rock on land
ReplyDeleteBut pirates have boats, cannons.
Let's call it a draw.